1. I have really long fingernails and I am currently going through an insane phase of painting them with silver glittery nail varnish.

2. Probably my favourite album that I own is Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by Smashing Pumpkins. It is simply two CDs worth of complete and utter eclectic bliss. I am prepared to physically abuse anybody who bad-mouths MY Billy Coragn.

3. My favourite colour is purple.

4. I have a slight faery-photograph obsession...

5. Long-haired boys get me all hot and bothered.

6. I adore charity/second hand shops.

7. I have a pierced nose.

8. My skin is pale and have quite a lot of moles. Moles are my friends.

9. Velvet Goldmine is my favourite movie ever. It’s full of glittery, galmmy, glitzy, gorgeous wonder. Plus, Ewan McGregor getting all up-close-and-personal with Jonathan Rhys Meyers... which can’t be a bad thing, surely?

10. Number 5 also applies to boys in eyeliner.

11. The sexiest boys are the ones who can appreciate a good-looking man without worrying what their ‘friends’ will say.

12. I want two daughters called Emily and Nancy.

13. I have never been in love.

14. I’m English and bloody proud!

15. I am scared of the ocean.

16. I h8 it wen ppl type like dis!!! aNd ThIs Is AlSo UnBeLiEbAbLy aNnOyiNg..... It makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a rusty drawing pin.

17. I love all forms of pasta, rice, spaghetti etc...

18. Not many people realise it, but I’m sickeningly romantic. I go all gushy and sappy after a few nice words. I’m such a girl.

19. I can’t cope with odd numbers.

20. My worst drunken experience involved me sitting on the kitchen floor, telling everybody I was moving into a castle with Ewan McGregor, telling my gay brother off for keeping all the mens’ dicks to himself, running into the wall and finally falling asleep in my own vomit. Nice.

21. I think the Muppets are really quite wonderful.

22. If I could play the cello, I would join Rasputina. Although, mainly so that I could go on stage in a corset and pretty dress.

23. I have a major obsession with the Victorian era.

24. I desperately want to visit London.

25. Is it wrong for me to find Jonathan Ross strangely attractive...?

26. I have a rather odd dialect, eg. - Oh arr love, ow’t bist, eh? Put wood in t’ole, it’s cowd in ’ere! Her’s nesh as they come... etc etc

27. I live in a tiny post-war terrace. Our houses have flat roofs because we live right next to a rather major army depot and so that the Germans wouldn’t see our homes as they flew over during the war. Ah, clever, eh?

28. Our floors are also made from concrete because the council had ‘run out of’ wood by the time they came to build our house. God bless Telford & Wrekin Council.

29. I live with my mom and younger sister. My parents are divorced and I rarely see my father. My older brother has moved out and lives in a flat in a neighbouring town.

30. Moths are bloody buggers.

31. My best friend is also my cousin.

32. Sesame Street made me into the girl I am today.

33. Apparently I’m short.

34. I hate my nose, knees, feet, hip bones and ears.

35. But I quite like my hair and breasts.

36. When I was but a wee child, I used to pretend that Michael Stipe was my friend. I have now decided I’m prepared to marry him.

37. I like lots and lots of black eyeliner, but I detest mascara.

38. I love eyes.

39. I suffer from very painful stomach aches.

40. I am super lazy.

42. I want to be Nancy from Oliver!

43. I love many types of music - riotgrrl, gothic, punk, darkwave, indie, poppy-punk, alterna, new-wave, disco-punk, glam rock, 80s synth-pop... etc etc.

44. Men I want to lock up in my cupboard for my own personal use are... Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Billy Corgan, Brian Molko, Nicky Wire, Richey Edwards, Ewan McGregor, Christian Bale, Iggy Pop, Michael Stipe, Michael Pitt, Daniel Johns and Brad Pitt (when he had his lovely long hair).

45. Beautiful ladies that I love are... Courtney Love, Kathleen Hanna, Thora Birch, Winona Ryder, Fairuza Balk, Clea DuVall, Angelina Jolie, Stevie Nicks, Sylvia Plath, Siouxsie Sioux, Melora Craeger, D’Arcy Wretsky, Melissa Auf Der Maur and Jessicka from Jack Off Jill.

46. Listening to Fleetwood Mac in the early hours of the morning is wonderful.

47. I am one of those girls who loves Sylvia Plath.

48. I think the Star Wars movies are seriously over-rated (sorry Ewan).

49. My eyes are green.

50. Seeing purple glitter make me feel very happy.

51. Ava Adore by Smashing Pumpkins is a very, very sexy song.

52. I will quite happily put everything off until the last minute.

53. I am too nostalgic.

54. Riotgrrl makes me feel very happy and proud.

55. I’m a history geek.

56. I miss being a little kid...

57. ...so I quite often have outburts of insanity.

58. Point me in the direction of the sweet, sexy, geeky boys.

59. I cannot stand it when little kids swear. It’s the height of vulgarity.

60. It’s quite likely that I have serious problems.

61. When I was about seven years old, I had a nightmare about Charlie Chaplin killing people by staring at them. It worries me.

62. When I was younger ET scared the bejeezus out of me. I am now just very bitter at the little hell-goblin.

63. I love, love, love episodes of the Twilight Zone.

64. I love good old BBC comedy.

65. I am so typically English.

66. I probably think about sex more often than I should.

67. I have a birthmark on my stomach that I have referred to as ‘my cloud’ since I can remember. It also resembles Ireland tilted horizontally.

68. At this exact moment, the setting sun is reflecting in the window of a flat and making this room glow a beautiful golden colour.

69. Now the sun has disappeared.

70. I am currently in lust/like/infatuation/argh with somebody.

71. I’m straight, but open-minded.

72. I have been writing these facts out for days now.

73. I have probably spent more hours staring at the clouds than I have anything else in my life.

74. I’m secretly quite naughty.

75. I probably eat wat too much pasta, but I don’t care.

76. Sweetcorn makes me hiccup.

77. I loved every minute of Primary School.

78. Secondary School wasnt so great, but that was probably my fault more than it was anybody else’s.

79. I have been at DiaryLand since April 03, 2002. What fun.

80. I am waiting desperately for my mobile phone to beep with a message right now...

81. I wish I got more messages.

82. I want some REAL post! I haven’t had any in ages - all I ever get are stupid junk mail leaflets, etc etc. I want a handwritten letter, damn it!

83. I am quite lonely.

84. I drink too much juice,

85. I am the Queen of Clumsy.

86. Once, I accidently went shopping wearing my trousers back-to-front. It was rather embarrassing.

87. Don’t ever take me to a fancy restaurant - it is very likely that I will spill everything down my front.

88. Melted chocolate and a movie makes everything better again.

89. I love drinking Dandelion and Burdock.

90. I really wish I had somewhere to go/be right now.

91. I’m feeling melodramatic. I need a hug.

92. My cat’s breath really quite stinks. It’s a shame.

93. I adore Ready Brek.

94. I collect Kinder Egg toys. My favourote is a starfish with suckers on aclled StaryBob. He’s rather fantastic.

95. My favourite TV channel at the moemnt is UKGold. I’;m sure I’m a pensioner in disguise...

96. Those insurance adverts with Michael Winner are bloody genius.

97. My favourite number is six.

98. In my opinion, the best way to girl’s heart is through good speeling and grammar.

99. The word asparagus is hilarious. Believe me.

100. I waste too much time writing out lists and facts.